Shoot To Thrill.

If I was a superhero that fought crime with a gun that fired vibrators, my superhero name would be Buzz-Kill. Maybe I’d have a sidekick who fired a double-ended dildo crossbow, too. I imagine she’d be like Carrie Kelley out of Dark Knight Returns, and would have a name like Ass-2-Ass(assin) or something.

I could watch people shooting random things into ballistics gel in slow-mo all day long. It’s more calming than watching goldfish or listening to chill-out music.