Like most people I hate having to get up in the morning. But sadly some times you just have too (funerals, House is on fire, Etc.) But I’ve been working on a move that makes it a lot easier when you just don’t have the strength to sit up first thing in the morning. First remove any covers then roll on your back and pull your knees up into your chest you should be holding the underside of your thighs just above the back of your knees. Then let your legs go limp but keep your hold tight and as your legs give in to gravity and fall back to earth if you’ve done it right you should now be sitting up right feeling slightly daze and confused. I can’t think of any easy way to get your dressing gown on and get to the bathroom (unless you sleep in your dressing gown in the bath) but I find mumbling and swearing helps the process along.
Next week I’ll teach you how to defend yourself and family from man-eating bears using only a used yoghurt pot, dental floss, and a cardboard cut out of Noel Edmonds.
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