Single And Undead On Valentine's Day.

Being Undead and Single can be rough at any time of year, but somehow it just seems to be tougher around Valentine's Day.

 

As an Undead Ghoul, 'Gerry The Zombie' is around other Walkers every day, but somehow still feels very alone and would like to find and get into an intense relationship with the right Human.

For those interested... Gerry has all his own hair and teeth (which is pretty good for a Zombie). He enjoys 'Eating Out' although is happy to eat (people) indoors as well. He's also not a jealous lover and very open minded and is happy to share you with other Zombies (it's kind of the Zombie way).

Would like to meet: Slow people, or people who always twist their ankles when they're running away from things. People with very big juicy Brains or a lot of 'Junk in the Trunk'.

If you are intrigued by the encloses photo and would like to 'Swipe Right' on Gerry, he can be found at the Graveyard most days stumbling among the Tombstones.

If dating the living has left you feeling unfulfilled lately, why not consider 'Going Ghoul' this Valentine's Day.