Sunday 11 January 2009

Probably The Most Bizarre Rant Your Ever Read Online.


Ouch!!!

I don’t know if I’d say my latest story is really that blood thirsty, but I have had to get my tooth brush out a few times for some good blood splatter effect.

It amazing how hard it is nowadays to buy normal toothbrushes. Just a normal flat head, old style toothbrush. Had to go hunting for some before Christmas and couldn’t find them anywhere. Even the really cheap ones now have funny, modern shaped heads with weird bristles that dip and wave all over the place. I’m a nervous ink flicker at the best of times when it comes to my artwork. It always misses the spot you wanted to hit and ends up covering up the good stuff and to be honest I don’t really trust modern toothbrushes. Plus modern toothbrush handles are made to bend unlike old rigid toothbrush handles so you can’t get a nice violent flick out of them.
And that basically everything that wrong with the world today.

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