Tuesday 31 December 2013

Everything Taste Like Hurt.

What a way to end 2013... Accidentally bit the side of my tongue last night, and today when I try to talk, I sound like I’m doing a Joseph Merrick impression. Clearly I hadn’t fully filled my quota of dumb blunders for 2013 yet. Not my proudest moment.

I regularly bite my tongue (my theory is I have an unnaturally wide tongue), and I hate it, because it’s one of those ouchies you can’t attend to.

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