Wednesday 27 October 2010

Fear The Bears.

Why is it every time I hear or read a story involving Bears, they just get worse and worse, and more gruesome. And now comes the story that they’re feeding on the dead and teaching each other how to open coffins. Vampires and Zombies are old news now, and Bears are the next big thing in horror, I predict. Their time has come.

This Halloween, why not dress up as a corpse munching bear? Or spend hours online looking for cheap Bear-mace… even though you live in a country that doesn’t even have Bears.

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