How can I go back to eating sweets out of a dumb packet, after seeing this thing of beauty? All sweets well now taste like poison because they don’t come from this. Sweets are dead to me now.
I always see this Super Mario Pez Dispenser in the super-market when I’m shopping. I’ve always wanted to buy it, but fear the world will judge me harshly for being a grown man who likes to eat his sweets from the open jugular of a video-game plumber.
I won’t lie… I need me a novelty Pez Dispenser. If I was more handy, I’d make my own.
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